From d1d65d5d64ea7fc1418c607d12c675113da9513a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Melody Horn <melody@boringcactus.com>
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 2020 18:37:29 -0600
Subject: fuck HN all my homies hate HN

---
 _layouts/default.html | 1 +
 fuck-hn.js            | 4 ++++
 2 files changed, 5 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 fuck-hn.js

diff --git a/_layouts/default.html b/_layouts/default.html
index 7970741..b9c7d9c 100644
--- a/_layouts/default.html
+++ b/_layouts/default.html
@@ -32,5 +32,6 @@
     <h1>{{ page.title }}{% if page.date %} <small>({{ page.date | date_to_string }})</small>{% endif %}</h1>
     {{ content }}
 </main>
+<script src="/fuck-hn.js"></script>
 </body>
 </html>
diff --git a/fuck-hn.js b/fuck-hn.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..07ff942
--- /dev/null
+++ b/fuck-hn.js
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+// Hacker News is bad.
+if (document.referrer.startsWith("https://news.ycombinator.com")) {
+    document.location = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Human_fart.wav"
+}
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