From ef7716ed989c47257b402e572386ef7938e883ec Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Melody Horn Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2024 00:11:32 -0600 Subject: =?UTF-8?q?i=20am=20altering=20the=20license.=20pray=20i=20don?= =?UTF-8?q?=E2=80=99t=20alter=20it=20any=20further?= MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=UTF-8 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit --- LICENSE.txt | 51 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 51 insertions(+) create mode 100644 LICENSE.txt (limited to 'LICENSE.txt') diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5ad7e33 --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE.txt @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ + =========================== + BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE + =========================== + + FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE! + +If you're dumb enough to want to copy this software, you're a big enough +schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE (BBHL): + +| 1. BAD TERMS +| 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN +| 3. THIEVES + +-------------- +1. BAD TERMS +-------------- + +If you think you're going to find permissive terms in BIG BILL'S, you can +kiss my ASS. It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, +you'll depend on this bullshit, GUARANTEED. If you make a derivative work: +Shove it up your ugly ASS. You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS. + +-------------------------- +2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN +-------------------------- + +Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO; bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them! +That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE. Because under the BBHL, you're fucked +six ways from Sunday. + +------------ +3. THIEVES +------------ + +Make a hack with BBHL, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right: + +3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING +---------------------- +How does it work? If you submit six PRs straight into main that don't need +feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement (CLA). + + +DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF. + +ONLY WITH BBHL: THE ONLY LICENSE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. + +HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THESE TERMS TAKE EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF +CODE, AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. + +GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE +TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED. -- cgit v1.2.3