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diff --git a/LICENSE.md b/LICENSE.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8c2c83e --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE.md @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +D&R (Death and Repudiation) License +=================================== + +This software may not be used directly by any living being. ANY use of this +software (even perfectly legitimate and non-commercial uses) until after death +is explicitly restricted. Any living being using (or attempting to use) this software +will be punished to the fullest extent of the law. + +For your protection, corpses will not be punished. We respectfully request +that you submit your uses (revisions, uses, distributions, uses, etc.) to +your children, who may vicariously perform these uses on your behalf. If +you use this software and you are found to be not dead, you will be punished +to the fullest extent of the law. + +If you are found to be a ghost or angel, you will be punished to the fullest +extent of the law. + +After your following the terms of this license, the author has vowed to repudiate +your claim, meaning that the validity of this contract will no longer be recognized. +This license will be unexpectedly revoked (at a time which is designated to be +most inconvenient) and involved heirs will be punished to the fullest extent +of the law. + +Furthermore, if any parties (related or non-related) escape the punishments +outlined herein, they will be severely punished to the fullest extent of a new +revised law that (1) expands the statement "fullest extent of the law" to encompass +an infinite duration of infinite punishments and (2) exacts said punishments +upon all parties (related or non-related). |