i am altering the license. pray i don’t alter it any further

4 files changed, 54 insertions, 5 deletions

diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index 60f9c04..e873519 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ edition = "2018"
 description = "a POSIX-compatible make implemented in Rust"
 readme = "README.md"
 repository = "https://code.boringcactus.com/makers/"
-license-file = "LICENSE.md"
+license-file = "LICENSE.txt"
 keywords = ["build", "make"]
 categories = ["development-tools"]
 
diff --git a/LICENSE.md b/LICENSE.md
deleted file mode 100644
index 26874f0..0000000
--- a/LICENSE.md
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,2 +0,0 @@
-Released under the [Indie Code Catalog Standard Deal](https://indiecc.com/deal/3.0.0),
-version 3.0.0 or later.
diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5ad7e33
--- /dev/null
+++ b/LICENSE.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+                        ===========================
+                          BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE
+                        ===========================
+
+                           FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE!
+
+If you're dumb enough to want to copy this software, you're a big enough
+schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE (BBHL):
+
+| 1. BAD TERMS
+| 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
+| 3. THIEVES
+
+--------------
+1. BAD TERMS
+--------------
+
+If you think you're going to find permissive terms in BIG BILL'S, you can
+kiss my ASS.  It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker,
+you'll depend on this bullshit, GUARANTEED.  If you make a derivative work:
+Shove it up your ugly ASS.  You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS.
+
+--------------------------
+2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
+--------------------------
+
+Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO; bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them!
+That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE.  Because under the BBHL, you're fucked
+six ways from Sunday.
+
+------------
+3. THIEVES
+------------
+
+Make a hack with BBHL, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right:
+
+3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING
+----------------------
+How does it work?  If you submit six PRs straight into main that don't need
+feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement (CLA).
+
+
+DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF.
+
+ONLY WITH BBHL: THE ONLY LICENSE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.
+
+HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THESE TERMS TAKE EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF
+CODE, AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
+
+GO TO HELL.  BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE
+TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 83fb0de..594b939 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -95,9 +95,9 @@ list of features that are needed for version 1.0:
 
 ## license
 
-Released under the [Indie Code Catalog Standard Deal](https://indiecc.com/deal/3.0.0), version 3.0.0 or later.
+Released under [Big Bill Hell’s License](https://lifning.info/BBHL).
 
-Commercial licenses are available for purchase [through Indie Code Catalog](https://indiecc.com/~boringcactus/makers).
+Exceptions may be available on request.
 
 ## minuteæ