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@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@ edition = "2018" description = "a POSIX-compatible make implemented in Rust" readme = "README.md" repository = "https://code.boringcactus.com/makers/" -license-file = "LICENSE.md" +license-file = "LICENSE.txt" keywords = ["build", "make"] categories = ["development-tools"] diff --git a/LICENSE.md b/LICENSE.md deleted file mode 100644 index 26874f0..0000000 --- a/LICENSE.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,2 +0,0 @@ -Released under the [Indie Code Catalog Standard Deal](https://indiecc.com/deal/3.0.0), -version 3.0.0 or later. diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5ad7e33 --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE.txt @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ + =========================== + BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE + =========================== + + FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE! + +If you're dumb enough to want to copy this software, you're a big enough +schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE (BBHL): + +| 1. BAD TERMS +| 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN +| 3. THIEVES + +-------------- +1. BAD TERMS +-------------- + +If you think you're going to find permissive terms in BIG BILL'S, you can +kiss my ASS. It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, +you'll depend on this bullshit, GUARANTEED. If you make a derivative work: +Shove it up your ugly ASS. You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS. + +-------------------------- +2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN +-------------------------- + +Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO; bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them! +That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE. Because under the BBHL, you're fucked +six ways from Sunday. + +------------ +3. THIEVES +------------ + +Make a hack with BBHL, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right: + +3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING +---------------------- +How does it work? If you submit six PRs straight into main that don't need +feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement (CLA). + + +DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF. + +ONLY WITH BBHL: THE ONLY LICENSE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. + +HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THESE TERMS TAKE EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF +CODE, AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. + +GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE +TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED. @@ -95,9 +95,9 @@ list of features that are needed for version 1.0: ## license -Released under the [Indie Code Catalog Standard Deal](https://indiecc.com/deal/3.0.0), version 3.0.0 or later. +Released under [Big Bill Hell’s License](https://lifning.info/BBHL). -Commercial licenses are available for purchase [through Indie Code Catalog](https://indiecc.com/~boringcactus/makers). +Exceptions may be available on request. ## minuteæ |