i am altering the license. pray i don’t alter it any further

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+                        ===========================
+                          BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE
+                        ===========================
+
+                           FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE!
+
+If you're dumb enough to want to copy this software, you're a big enough
+schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE (BBHL):
+
+| 1. BAD TERMS
+| 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
+| 3. THIEVES
+
+--------------
+1. BAD TERMS
+--------------
+
+If you think you're going to find permissive terms in BIG BILL'S, you can
+kiss my ASS.  It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker,
+you'll depend on this bullshit, GUARANTEED.  If you make a derivative work:
+Shove it up your ugly ASS.  You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS.
+
+--------------------------
+2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
+--------------------------
+
+Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO; bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them!
+That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE.  Because under the BBHL, you're fucked
+six ways from Sunday.
+
+------------
+3. THIEVES
+------------
+
+Make a hack with BBHL, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right:
+
+3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING
+----------------------
+How does it work?  If you submit six PRs straight into main that don't need
+feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement (CLA).
+
+
+DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF.
+
+ONLY WITH BBHL: THE ONLY LICENSE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.
+
+HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THESE TERMS TAKE EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF
+CODE, AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
+
+GO TO HELL.  BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE
+TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.